Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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