I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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