just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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