So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
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