HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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