dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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