can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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