As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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