I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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