jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Randomize
