I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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