Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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