I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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