East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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