i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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