ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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