Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
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