I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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