I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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