you guys were way drunker than both of me
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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