So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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