Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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