You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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