Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
you didnt know i had herpes?
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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