I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
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