i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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