He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy�
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
