She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
is this the sara with the beer cane?
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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