Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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