A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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