i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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