I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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