Can Purell be used as lube?
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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