absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I deserve this hangover.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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