It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Brb crying the tears of my youth
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
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