I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Can I color on your dick again?
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
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