it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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