It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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