we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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