this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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