that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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