did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
id be glad to
I will die if light touches me.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity�
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
