It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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