well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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