We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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