its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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