is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
should my penis look like a turkey
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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