But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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