he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
How naked do you want me to be?
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