just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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