so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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