good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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